Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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You deserved it 52

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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hopingE 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 19:33

hehehe, lovin this.

cupsie89 0

Friday 14 May 2010 2:38

maybe...it wasnt an accident.

luluk854ever 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 19:22

that's effed up. physics doesn't even like involve fire. at least not at my school

natejneumann 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:15

Was it really an accident? (Insert suspenseful music here) Gotta love that face in the last square

LittleJessah 0

Friday 11 June 2010 19:53

You're in a hot seat. XD

dragonh4t 6

Saturday 26 June 2010 5:49

lol #1 & #15

Vaneetra 1

Thursday 1 July 2010 5:06

Sounds like your teacher's a firestarter. A twisted firestarter.

mr_rice 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 15:43

lol we got a flamer haha

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 1:24

uhhhhhh no comment there

purplemnm 9

Sunday 1 August 2010 11:33

281-**** off asshole, so what? at least I have guts to use my own ******* pictures instead of hiding behind a gray circle.

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