Miscellaneous: Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything... - FML

By wow - 28/11/2011 01:07 - United States

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Today, my mom went through my textbook and sharpied everything that could be "pornographic." It's a high-school biology textbook. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:02

Be careful she doesn't Sharpie out your naughty parts while you sleep. You're apparently not ready to be seeing the naked body.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 28 November 2011 8:59

Tell her to have fun paying for ruining the book.

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madness87 3

Sunday 12 August 2012 17:15

overprotective much?

dreamer45 5

Wednesday 23 January 2013 21:02

Uhh school property, pay a fine, and a felony

biologymajor1992 7

Saturday 1 February 2014 7:02

Texas for the win!

doglover100 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 13:15

Make her pay for the damages.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 19 May 2015 22:00

Make her pay for it.

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