Miscellaneous: Today, my mom got a speeding ticket while I was in the car. When...

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By Anonymous xd - 02/07/2016 00:31 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, my mom got a speeding ticket while I was in the car. When we got home, she grounded me for distracting her by talking so much. I had headphones in and was SILENTLY listening to music the entire time. FML.

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nattnatt73 31

Saturday 2 July 2016 8:37

As a mom I totally would have playfully blamed you, I hope she's not serious, that's ridiculous!

smallandroid 26

Saturday 2 July 2016 10:17

Wow, so she both wasn't paying attention to the road & wasn't paying attention to her own kid. Nice.

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nattnatt73 31

Saturday 2 July 2016 8:37

As a mom I totally would have playfully blamed you, I hope she's not serious, that's ridiculous!

blueyekai 17

Saturday 2 July 2016 18:20

They did say they got grounded...

MeMyselfandI43 9

Saturday 2 July 2016 21:19

Yes

smallandroid 26

Saturday 2 July 2016 10:17

Wow, so she both wasn't paying attention to the road & wasn't paying attention to her own kid. Nice.

TheCutestLizard 28

Saturday 2 July 2016 23:41

Even if you were talking it's still her fault.

Elgrin 15

Sunday 3 July 2016 6:59

Is this is a common theme from her OP?

Mr_Mole 24

Sunday 3 July 2016 7:56

I've been blamed for my wife getting one. I wasn't even in the car with her. I was at home.

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