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By J-Ro - 04/03/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my guy, who is a PhD candidate, informed me that it is his goal in life to own every Will Ferrell movie. FML

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Today, after expressing some of my reservations about the amount of work I have to do to accomplish my thesis on time, my graduate advisor compared my search for knowledge to Tom Hanks's odyssey in the movie "Castaway". FML

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Today, my new boyfriend said I’m only allowed three male friends, and their names are, “the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.” When I told him he was quoting Will Ferrell, I realized he was born in Croatia and doesn’t know who that is. FML

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Dude, STFU!

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Stop right now!

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Today, my dad watched his first Lord of the Rings marathon. Now he keeps spouting lines from the movies, and thought it'd be funny to hide in my closet, just to jump out at me screaming, "My precious!" FML

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Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to make a move on the guy I've been crushing on. I asked him if he would like to go see a movie with me. He answered, "Sorry, I've already seen it." I didn't even mention any particular movie. FML

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Gonna need that channel name

By alyssac11 - 25/05/2010 04:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has a YouTube channel devoted to taking the camera out whenever he has to fart. FML

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By datingfail - 14/08/2016 12:06 - Australia - Northcote

Today, I went on a date with a guy who told me his main aim in life is to live alone in an isolated lighthouse. FML

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GYLF 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:21

It's amazing how many FMLs here could easily be avoided if their OPs just had a sense of humour.

skeleton_skinner 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 12:12

Ok... Will is amazing

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EvanRL 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 17:23

so because hes getting a phd means he can't like good movies? wtf is wrong with you

mcdekree 13

Monday 12 September 2011 13:22

Don't forget step brothers Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

gaffag 2

Thursday 13 October 2011 20:05

How about you let him have a passion and not be a gold digging c**t

coleebs 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:09

So phd candidates can't like comedy?

ClaremoreZebra 8

Thursday 10 November 2011 0:44

Will Ferrels a boss. F Your Life for thinking otherwise.

ChanceDFEL 1

Friday 3 February 2012 5:41

Who the **** cares ??? Thats an awesome goal!!!

mutt18 3

Monday 2 April 2012 9:56

you fail at life

Lamboman10 4

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:51

uhh how is this fml, that is a lagitamit (or how ever you spell it) goal

jnchristensen 8

Tuesday 28 August 2012 21:29

That is indeed a worthy goal. .. are you saying a PhD candidate shouldn't be allowed to own Will Farrell movies?

NellyFC35 19

Saturday 2 February 2013 23:19

and your point is

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