Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had...

By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:20

Still counts.

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Comments

sakforduc 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:44

reason is simple. you got a nice boy but an ugly face. your her paper bag prince!

sakforduc 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:57

body*** not boy lol

ihavetopoopnow 2

Friday 22 July 2011 19:45

maybe its cause your ugly

grapisy 8

Friday 22 July 2011 19:47

43-Plastic is the new paper?

Its_A_Trap 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:50

of course that's what she said.

ismellrealbad 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:51

bird is the word

davek 36

Friday 22 July 2011 19:51

And you believed that load of bullsh*t?

WoshJinchell93 11

Friday 22 July 2011 19:53

some girlfriend. she must have been hiding something she didnt want you to see :o

lmaoatall 6

Friday 22 July 2011 19:54

she just has a thing for the unknown comic. should have told her a few jokes to make her laugh. the motion of a person laughing can dramaticly increase pleasure.

rattusrattus 18

Friday 22 July 2011 19:55

There are more holes in this story than there were in the paper bag, at any rate. Although I have now used my superpower to visualise paper bag ****. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?