By IDon’tKnowAnymore - 02/12/2018 08:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and then going to her place, not only did she not want sex, she also wanted me to leave and told me she never wanted to see me again. FML
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sunnyray812 42

YDI for leaving work for such a stupid reason. She could have waited and same goes to you.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

I didn't know you could be catfished when you're already in a relationship with the person. From now on, don't think with your dick while you're working. It may have cost you your job, while actually costing you your girlfriend.

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Mungolikecandy 19

You have some work to do to rebuild your relationship with your boss now. Well done on letting your little friend rule your head.

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BetterThanU 1

Get thotted on bro. YDI

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Stan_The_Man 7

Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wow, do you even still have a job if you argued with your boss over leaving? I hope you didn't give your boss the real reason for your wanting to leave...

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doomwolf 4

Hmmm.... Girlfriend goes from super horny to I hate you I feel like there’s more to the context behind this story

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Gofuckyourself 24

OP, you were thinking with the wrong head 😏

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WeirdUS 29

If you were on your phone enough it started enough over something like this it started an argument with your boss YDI. If you actually left work over this YDI.

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