Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message....

By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

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Sunday 4 March 2012 13:03

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

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What did she say back? :(

Comments

sulhaq 4

Monday 5 March 2012 17:58

That was a gigantic fail on your part. Always ALWAYS make sure someone is serious before you start nerd raging.

roxyelizabeth 3

Monday 5 March 2012 18:06

Well she kinda deserves it for doing that. Who jokes about breaking up in a txt when you can't understand that it's a joke until its too late. Hopefully she learned from that stupid mistake.