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By Username - 28/02/2012 00:37 - United States

Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML

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Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:35

TOUCHDOWN!

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Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:35

Gotta love homeless people!

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HIwaiian 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:00

Thts cabb

bdubbstheman 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 19:34

At least you didn't get stabbed

itis409 14

Tuesday 28 February 2012 20:00

Did he look like me?

altigue 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:09

Lol what the ****? That's so random. Lol

lindsayRAGE 5

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:32

Lol its kinda funny :P

roberto272 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 21:47

If I were the friend I would be lying on the ground laughing

swimlove 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 22:12

Homeless people are so nice these days

ShaolinBuddha 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:20

Pay check for him

gonad_gobbler 1

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:44

haha get hobowned

Brax0826 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 23:56

Just find the bridge he lives under and give him the ol gonzo

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