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By OyVay - 26/01/2019 12:00

Today, my fiancé and I slept in my parent’s bed after weeks of hearing how comfortable it is. My fiancé vomited the second we got into bed, destroying the mattress, bedding, and pillows. Now they have nowhere to sleep until we get them a new one. FML
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Woole 31

What the **** was he vomiting to destroy a mattress, ******* acid ?

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T1A2Z3 34

What would compel you to ever sleep in your parent's bed??

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Crashriot 14

This just reminds me of Ben 10's alien Upchuck Though l do feel bad you have to replace the bed

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Woole 31

What the **** was he vomiting to destroy a mattress, ******* acid ?

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404wan 19

what the ****, they couldnt aim outside of the damn bed? and also yeah, the matress may be ruined but a duvet and pillows should be washable.

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T1A2Z3 34

What would compel you to ever sleep in your parent's bed??

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Dexter_1995 1

Why are you sleeping in your parents bed to begin with

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RichardPencil 30

Most mammals mark their territory with urine, so puking in your parents’ bed is an aggressive move, albeit a breach of jungle etiquette. At least it means he really wants to own you.

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MikuandKaito 24

Some questions for you and your fiancé: 1) Why sleep on your parents bed? 2) Why sleep on your parents bed when sick?

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medyas 11

My god, your fiance is useless! They could have vomited on the floor, or run to the bathroom! I thought all children learned how to run to the bathroom when they felt like they were going to barf.

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tounces7 27

Is your Fiance a dragon? Did the bed catch fire?

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