Miscellaneous: Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is...

By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 00:07 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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rhastafish 13

Saturday 11 July 2015 6:02

Your dad plays for keeps

daidax_238 26

Saturday 4 June 2016 0:05

Backstory. I need one.

taylorcj2787 3

Tuesday 23 August 2016 23:54

I know the feeling, I shot my fiances brother out of self defense. our wedding is off as well because I can not see future family reunions

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