Miscellaneous: Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray...

By ewwww - 27/04/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, my family was talking about how people's hair goes gray when they get old. My grandma mentioned that she was initially attracted to my grandpa because of his red hair and was sad when it turned gray. "It's ok," she continued, "his pubic hair is still red." FML

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Monday 27 April 2009 12:16

Pubic hair doesn't turn gray? Well, I learned something new today.

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fire crotch! redheads are shifty...

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Monday 27 April 2009 14:19

#20 - I dated a girl (briefly) who was natural strawberry blonde; her pubic pair was blonde (and sparse); she also happened to be naturally pale skinned.