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By SwedishBozo - 15/03/2009 01:30 - United States

Today, my family and I were at a restaurant. We're Swedish and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands here. I decided to comment about how ugly the girl at the next table was. She turned around and goes "Dra åt helvete." That's Swedish for "Go to hell." FML

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KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 9:39

that's what you get for trying to be smart

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Comments

woddox 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 23:27

well thats what you get for being Swedish.

totalcoolkid 1

Monday 15 November 2010 18:15

your family sounds like a bunch of assholes who think theyre better than society :/ i hate that type.

GreatGeak 8

Friday 19 November 2010 8:26

sorry but you deserve it as well as others who do that. we know you're doing it when you look at us and laugh. >(

danell_fml 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 10:21

sverige!!! :D

Jackiess22 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:19

You and your family are terrible people.

axeroneletrikk 1

Monday 20 December 2010 16:47

i agree with 284

Stefaniebby 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 18:33

What kind of ******* were you raised by? How disrespectful and completely ******* OBVIOUS is your shit talking? Dipshits, seriously, doesn't anyone realize that everyone takes a foreign language in High School or even earlier!? You must be a REALLY ugly bitch if you just have to put down people you don't even know You and your family are a bunch of self-righteous assholes! Have some ******* respect or GTFO!