Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being... - FML

By RedWaters - 06/03/2013 20:20 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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tsent8 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:32

It's not his fault. He was just trying to get his people out of Egypt.

k_ninjaa 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 23:31

At least he has a sense of humor!

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AksentNetharia 12

Sunday 20 April 2014 7:18

Okay, that's absolutely hilarious.

greta_fml 21

Tuesday 9 September 2014 1:10

That is the funniest thing I've read today.

emmkuh 5

Saturday 13 September 2014 7:10

that's not even bad, it's hilarious! I would seriously laugh till my period's over if that happened to me...

foxyhasmybooty 16

Saturday 29 November 2014 8:41

He is hilarious XD

Cristian89 29

Saturday 21 March 2015 11:15

I hope he got to the promise land lmao

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