Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

By IloveJapan - 02/04/2012 14:02 - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

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Monday 2 April 2012 18:52

And you sat still long enough for him to give you one there?

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Monday 2 April 2012 18:49

Om nom

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Klima_fml 29

Tuesday 30 June 2015 2:20

Perfect place for it

kaybows 14

Friday 17 July 2015 3:53

Time to get bangs.

obeykaitlyn 25

Monday 14 September 2015 3:02

I did that with an m&m tube before... just cover it with makeup and you'll be good to go

AlbinoMoose987 14

Thursday 18 August 2016 23:48

I gave myself a hickey on my forehead, with a suction cup...

gekkefietser 6

Tuesday 13 December 2016 22:51

i did this once to my ex boyfriend. then i got yelled at by his mom ahaha

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