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By jaxattax - 20/10/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML

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KaylaKiwified 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:30

I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?

too_much_fun 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 1:30

But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?

Comments

bubbiebear 7

Tuesday 25 September 2012 23:26

Your a bitch.

Blahblah9921 4

Wednesday 3 October 2012 2:14

aww ;( sadface

mojo5678 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 15:25

You are such a bitch

Liamj774 36

Wednesday 5 December 2012 23:09

Not sure if gusta

pogozo 3

Monday 10 December 2012 0:45

That's rude, and you deserved it. Even if he actually did forget you were allergic, it's the thought that counts. Bitch.

whogivesafuck88 10

Wednesday 19 December 2012 6:59

I hope that was a sign for ops boyfriend that proposing to this royal bitch was a bad idea. On the chocolate thing, he probably was just nervous and trying to be creative

kalynnepointer 7

Wednesday 19 December 2012 12:11

Okay, the garbage disposal is a little harsh, but he should have known not to put it in chocolate. You obviously didn't know, and what did he expect you to do? Start breaking them in half looking for a ring?