Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and...

By Saradee - 24/12/2012 04:55 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML

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Monday 24 December 2012 9:38

Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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No, this is Patrick. O.o

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suumbuum 13

Wednesday 26 December 2012 5:20

That just made my day

needsagf14 12

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:36

Really weird. But physical comedy ftw

svillarrealmd 1

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:54

That guy is awesome

fenixtorador1 11

Wednesday 26 December 2012 9:46

Like a SPARTAN!!

DrFuzzyPickles 9

Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:56

Your boyfriend is a genius.

djvoss 6

Wednesday 26 December 2012 18:06

That's hilarious, note to self do this at some point in your life

banstrom17 4

Wednesday 26 December 2012 19:25

Lmfao

volklskis 7

Wednesday 26 December 2012 21:23

That's hilarious!!

nukemdukem 8

Friday 28 December 2012 10:31

I couldn't stop laughing

The_Milfman 6

Saturday 29 December 2012 13:50

Give him a hi five for me

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