Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place"...

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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Tuesday 2 August 2011 11:56

Quite a funny boyfriend you have there

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Comments

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:39

So I'm guessing he is the mayor of that place huh?

kaitidid16 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:46

lmfao!!!! hes a genius

Baseball_Monster 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:58

When you have sex with other people do they check in too?

beallen 0

Monday 19 December 2011 18:03

Very creative.:)

FweakofCydonia 40

Friday 6 January 2012 0:47

I'm sorry, but that made me laugh hahaha.

Coffeebang 17

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:48

Lol omg

Amberrae23 2

Tuesday 8 May 2012 7:51

Thats the most awesome fml ive ever seen. Why are you complaing,your boyfriend is epically funny

tashaprincess 3

Thursday 31 May 2012 13:45

Cute!

crunchyman 3

Thursday 6 September 2012 2:09

NEVER BREAK UP WITH HIM OP! NEVER

stacyariel 6

Sunday 11 November 2012 15:46

Lmaoooo , wooow .

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