Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife.... - FML

By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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colton_colton 50

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:14

We all have that inner child in us

kibster9 20

Sunday 24 August 2014 0:15

Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.

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mrtennis 8

Wednesday 27 August 2014 15:20

whats wrong with that? just complaining about every little thing? wow you're fun to hang out with!

shanebob 15

Wednesday 27 August 2014 19:34

At least he has a sense of humor, OP. He could just be one of those boring people that take everything too seriously.

AndronicusPark 10

Sunday 31 August 2014 19:03

That's hilarious.

millertime911 15

Wednesday 3 September 2014 5:02

we all are sister, better get used to it now! they never grow up!!

SweetVictory 4

Wednesday 10 September 2014 6:02

drew peacock

akabbitt 3

Sunday 21 September 2014 16:54

Oh I feel for ya....I married mine!

Thorkimon 3

Tuesday 23 September 2014 4:07

Haha my boyfriend is the same way.

djta17 8

Friday 17 July 2015 17:07

He's a keeper

Jonathan Martin 7

Monday 24 April 2017 0:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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