Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car....

By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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MyHandIsADolphin 0

Monday 6 June 2011 23:07

You still should have :3

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Monday 6 June 2011 23:18

Wow 2, *you're... smart too

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aleasucks 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:04

he can be the nurse

SimplyEnvy 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:31

Sounds like he doesn't like having his car started if he isn't going to drive it anywhere.

eatsocks 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:54

did you?:)

brookiecookiemon 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 11:10

omg that is horrible

son4life 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 18:21

punch him in the face wit ur other hand (:

TheBrotherhood_fml 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:46

hmm should have been more careful.

jopaggie12 4

Friday 10 June 2011 6:23

that is inconsiderate of him, but at the same time funny. lol.

xzenofx 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 20:35

why would u put your fingers in the door retard

jay1010 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 17:13

do it

hanado_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:42

omg sounds really hurt

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