Love: Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary....

By thnxbabe - 22/09/2014 02:11

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML

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Monday 22 September 2014 11:02

I'm no expert, but that doesn't sound like much of a celebration to me.

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Monday 22 September 2014 11:02

You should have kicked out the non-bf people. Or just left. I wouldn't have bothered to put up with that. That's one really crappy anniversary celebration.