Miscellaneous: Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup...

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By Yuck - 24/06/2016 19:31 - Canada - Victoria

Today, like every other day, I woke up and made myself a cup of coffee using my French press. After a few sips, I noticed the taste was off, so I checked the coffee in the can, and found a nest of maggots. I crushed maggot guts and drank it. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:16

Protein!

derpyshy 16

Saturday 25 June 2016 7:23

How often do you clean that thing?!

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pickmikk 12

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:39

Ew.

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:16

Protein!

noellebelle626 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 4:30

Atleast it wasn't something worse?

trollbot13 12

Saturday 25 June 2016 10:25

how do you get worse than maggot guts?

frecklesrose93 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 5:37

That's horrifying :/

derpyshy 16

Saturday 25 June 2016 7:23

How often do you clean that thing?!

HotMamaBBM 11

Saturday 25 June 2016 8:32

Ewwww thank god I go to my instant coffee

Scootythedog 17

Saturday 25 June 2016 19:59

The best part of waking up, is maggots in your cup.

crims0nangel 16

Sunday 26 June 2016 17:53

How did you not see the maggots before you crushed and drank them?

sillymama 21

Tuesday 28 June 2016 9:19

Probably needed the caffeine boost to see straight.

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