Love: Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

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Jaywin 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:32

I would like to see this $15 balloon.

Sage1314 4

Sunday 3 May 2009 20:33

But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

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fmlx24life 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 0:07

$15. For a balloon. I question the validity of this statement :D

Marques23 5

Saturday 25 February 2012 21:10

Damn $15 balloon? That's crazy, and $80 for some shoes isn't really that bad at all

mrniko 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:21

Hm... Wrong guy...?

stump11knights 10

Thursday 12 April 2012 1:35

$15 balloon? Why a ripoff

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:58

Well.. At least he still has the ice cream :D

LONERANGER44 11

Monday 22 October 2012 17:06

They grow up so fast :,)

decidedlyvague 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 4:38

Show up earlier.

pheonix_flash 7

Monday 18 February 2013 14:43

Well. Like all guys i plan to get wasted on my 21st. So i would have to say its a bad call on your part.

cwl727 32

Thursday 20 March 2014 18:49

The ice cream is still safe.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 May 2015 23:15

$15 is a lot for a balloon.

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