Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up to find my brother jerking off into a sock (awkward)....

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By big Bro - 08/09/2016 16:51 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, I woke up to find my brother jerking off into a sock (awkward). The sock was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 073

You deserved it 87

Carnival of Disasters
Dive into carnival, where hilarious costumes meet unexpected mishaps. Laughter is guaranteed, mask or no mask! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

PrincessWinter 18

Friday 9 September 2016 2:06

did you keep the sock though

kingofthelawyers 4

Friday 9 September 2016 4:23

Why was he jerking off in the same room you were sleeping in?

Comments

PrincessWinter 18

Friday 9 September 2016 2:06

did you keep the sock though

kingofthelawyers 4

Friday 9 September 2016 4:23

Why was he jerking off in the same room you were sleeping in?

DeliMeat08 14

Friday 9 September 2016 4:27

Some people don't always get their own room. I shared mine with at least one of my brothers up until they all moved out.

ChefMeech 2

Friday 9 September 2016 4:59

s w e e t h o m e a l a b a m a

trucker2 33

Saturday 10 September 2016 6:19

So did you use their socks !!!!

cek727 16

Friday 9 September 2016 6:16

(more awkward)

Ironmayhem 22

Friday 9 September 2016 21:17

Did the sock consent tho?

GhostFox 33

Friday 16 September 2016 6:48

Obviously you should return the favor, and jerk off into his shoes.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, thinking I was pretty healthy, I signed up for a 5K run. I didn’t train at all, thinking, “How hard can it be?” Halfway through, I realized I was in way over my head. I ended up walking the rest of the race, and a 70-year-old man lapped me twice. To make it worse, my friends made a banner that said, “Congratulations on Not Dying!” FML

I agree, your life sucks 73

You deserved it 710

Today, at 19 years-old, I found out that kiwi birds aren’t actually extinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 560

You deserved it 1 296

Today, I discovered that my supervisor has been submitting completed projects to our manager on time for everyone on the team but me. She has been deliberately making it appear as though I am weeks behind on my projects, when in reality I am one of the first ones done every month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 958

You deserved it 2 220

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to log into my email at work. Frustrated, I reset my password. As soon as I finished, IT called to remind me that the reason I couldn’t log in was because I was typing my Netflix password the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73

You deserved it 384

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 863

You deserved it 5 293

Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 590

You deserved it 211