black and yellow - 21/01/2013 06:32 - United States - Salinas

Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
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Bostern 29

Maybe you should have said "I have another cavity that needs filling, if you know what I mean."

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carmel1110 12

BURN. This is why you don't flirt with your doctors of any kind...

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poccocurantes 7

Just show him your amazing talent. Eating corn through a picket fence.

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poccocurantes 7

I think Op has a case of butter teeth. She's got a pretty face but her teeth...?

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Quiet_one 22

On the one hand, I want to say YDI for flirting with your dentist, but I decided on FYL because his response was incredibly rude where a simple "no" would have done just fine. He sounds like an arrogant dick.

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CheeseHater 23

You changed my mind, actually. That was such a dickish answer.

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Bridgetyy 5

YDI for not taking better care of your teeth.

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ModernXSuperman 11

I'm guessing your username, blackandyellow, is talking about your teeth, so I don't blame him.

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dontpanic_fml 32

Ha! Some girl who thinks it's appropriate to start flirting like a dumbass with her dentist and then ask him out...I would've said the same thing. Hop off lady, keep it in your pants for goodness' sake.

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Pigeon89 34

Weird- I was saying to my dental nurse today how it's frightening how many people put so much effort into their outward appearance and yet it's so shocking, and a little upsetting when you see their mouths :( One of my friends was saying he saw a girl who he'd genuinely kiss on a night out but the state of her mouth was beyond foul!

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Pigeon89 34

And patients are off limits for dating

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