Intimacy: Today, I went over to the house of the girl I just started dating.... - FML

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By JCirca - 02/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went over to the house of the girl I just started dating. "She" opened the door and took me to her room and we had sex. Right after we finished the girl I've been dating walks in, apparently she has an identical twin... She won't talk to me now. FML

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Iamentertained 13

Monday 2 May 2016 20:16

Not your fault. She should be mad at her sister.

Sunflora219 26

Tuesday 3 May 2016 4:15

Or it probably WAS the girl you've been dating, and they're just playing a sick prank on you.

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Iamentertained 13

Monday 2 May 2016 20:16

Not your fault. She should be mad at her sister.

Sunflora219 26

Tuesday 3 May 2016 4:15

Or it probably WAS the girl you've been dating, and they're just playing a sick prank on you.

HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:59

Dude, if you didn't know they were identical twins and they really look the same, the only one to blame is the sister, not you. Your gf is being irrational

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