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By anon - 18/05/2016 04:19 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I was working on my final English project (due tomorrow) with my group. A member of the group said he was halfway done with his job 8 hours ago. He hasn't even been on the document and only he can do it. It is 11 and it is due at 9 am tomorrow. FML.

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redlizzybeth 25

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:19

If this happens in the future, email the professor and explain what is going on. I BCC my professor on all group projects, that way they have proof of what I did and when. I usually try to talk to the other party first but if you feel that is going to cause hostility then just tell the professor.

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redlizzybeth 25

Thursday 19 May 2016 2:19

If this happens in the future, email the professor and explain what is going on. I BCC my professor on all group projects, that way they have proof of what I did and when. I usually try to talk to the other party first but if you feel that is going to cause hostility then just tell the professor.

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