Miscellaneous: Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when...

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By SirHarryTaylor - 15/05/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - Abingdon

Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML

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Cbnotme 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 19:53

I think the unfortunate one is gonna be who ever takes a drink after you.

connorhperkins 9

Monday 16 May 2016 6:06

Well? What happened?

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Cbnotme 20

Sunday 15 May 2016 19:53

I think the unfortunate one is gonna be who ever takes a drink after you.

Sparklypink714 9

Monday 16 May 2016 0:15

Oh I've done this before when I was in elementary school. the janitor was cleaning the girls bathroom and I was trying to wait so I took a sip of water and... you know the rest. I couldn't look at him anymore.

connorhperkins 9

Monday 16 May 2016 6:06

Well? What happened?

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