Miscellaneous: Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished,...

By B-ran - 05/01/2010 00:29 - France

Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML

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iykwim1220 1

Friday 11 May 2012 6:52

How is that a fml. That's not even remotely bad at all.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 1:55

must have been a shitty situation.

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