Today I was supposed to have a Magic the Gathering date with... - FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2017 04:33

Today I was supposed to have a Magic the Gathering date with a cute girl at a comic store. Sat around for an hour and a half before accepting that I'd been stood up, and furthermore; she ghosted me hard. FML.

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novdestiny 23

Saturday 23 December 2017 9:03

Sorry honey, but people in retail have to smile and be nice to you, otherwise they lose their jobs. They are literally a captive audience. You could look like Adonis and have the wit of Voltaire, or be the comic book guy from the Simpsons, but you get the same reaction. that said, something could have happened in her life so she couldn't get there...

Maxblaze1167 6

Tuesday 5 December 2017 20:46

same here

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Maxblaze1167 6

Tuesday 5 December 2017 20:46

same here

novdestiny 23

Saturday 23 December 2017 9:03

Sorry honey, but people in retail have to smile and be nice to you, otherwise they lose their jobs. They are literally a captive audience. You could look like Adonis and have the wit of Voltaire, or be the comic book guy from the Simpsons, but you get the same reaction. that said, something could have happened in her life so she couldn't get there...

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