Intimacy: Today, I was supposed to have a date with a guy who told me I'm... - FML

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By notgoodenoughforanimpotentman - 08/09/2016 15:26 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I was supposed to have a date with a guy who told me I'm the only person that has made him actually consider getting married again someday. He has been impotent since his divorce. He cancelled the date cause his new gf is coming to town. FML.

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reburkah 17

Friday 9 September 2016 5:03

The implications you're making with your wording of this FML are, frankly, disgusting. If you see him as any less of a man because he's impotent no wonder he has a new girlfriend, especially if it's something he's embarrassed about. He can't help it and it's rude of you to demean his character for it.

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reburkah 17

Friday 9 September 2016 5:03

The implications you're making with your wording of this FML are, frankly, disgusting. If you see him as any less of a man because he's impotent no wonder he has a new girlfriend, especially if it's something he's embarrassed about. He can't help it and it's rude of you to demean his character for it.

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