Miscellaneous: Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger... - FML

By Spoilicious - 05/11/2012 15:58 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2018 11:00 - United States - Twin Falls

Today, I went to the park to read “The Book Thief”. I fell asleep and when I woke up, my book was gone. FML

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DJR_fml 2

Monday 5 November 2012 18:54

Damn them real life trolls...

malfanese 6

Monday 5 November 2012 18:53

I'd be so mad, hit them with the book!

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Hmt22 0

Wednesday 7 November 2012 15:21

I hate when that happens!

panngp 5

Thursday 8 November 2012 4:18

You better read it at home ;)

BairaiF 0

Monday 12 November 2012 1:57

Its their douche bag way of hving fun

BOSSKILLA 4

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:22

get over it pussy.

theprincess79 2

Tuesday 20 November 2012 11:52

Next time, get up, hit them on top of the head with the book, tell them to grow up, and calmly walk away. Some people are just a**holes with nothing better to do.

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