Love: Today, I was outed. I'm 43 years old and have been in the closet... - FML

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By Waldo345 - 26/05/2016 16:05 - United States - North Brunswick

Today, I was outed. I'm 43 years old and have been in the closet since I realized I was gay in the 6th grade. Always kept my interests to myself. Well, I left my phone unlocked on the bar, went the bathroom and my Grindr account went crazy. A "friend" looked at it and now everyone knows. FML

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LiliK_fml 21

Friday 27 May 2016 1:52

I'm so sorry that happened to you. They shouldn't have outed you, that should have only happened when/if you were ready to.

ChristinePi 36

Friday 27 May 2016 4:07

Time to find new friends.

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LiliK_fml 21

Friday 27 May 2016 1:52

I'm so sorry that happened to you. They shouldn't have outed you, that should have only happened when/if you were ready to.

ChristinePi 36

Friday 27 May 2016 4:07

Time to find new friends.

sillymama 21

Friday 27 May 2016 7:58

Ouch. They should have had the good grace to not mention it to you at all, let alone in public. That's terrible. Good luck.

Sampe101 15

Saturday 28 May 2016 21:05

At least now u know which of ur friends are really ur friends, it sucks u had to go through that

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