Transportation: Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a... - FML

By kas - 30/04/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

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kgb121 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:07

whenever I see a cop, no matter what I'm doing, I start to feel like I'm doing something illegal

Luckster 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:06

XD wow....just wow....how can you forget you're WALKING?

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thatswsup 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:10

hilarioussss haha that was good

sarah_hysteria 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:14

hahaha! best one i've seen in a long time. i literally laughed out loud. :]

unlucky_chap 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:51

hahaha wow, u must have been really out of it that day, thats even funnier to me cuz my friend totally tried to flip on her turn signal the other day in the hall at school

Q_0 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:44

Bhahahahahahaha!!!! SOMEONE'S a bit paranoid.

RunZoneFive 0

Monday 4 May 2009 7:53

That's hilarious, sounds like something I would do

Obama_1 0

Monday 4 May 2009 8:58

LOL.

Neep_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:51

Sounds like you were a little bit high there.

t3chsupport 0

Monday 4 May 2009 19:46

wow... that was really not worth reading... that was an example of overkill when trying to be funny...

happygigi 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:09

I'm pretty sure this didn't really happen. This was just a really bad way of trying to be funny.

jwhitaker22 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:14

i agree with 265, this never happened

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