Miscellaneous: Today, I was mugged by a group of kids on my way out of self...

Just grab the closest one and snap his neck, the rest will go running. People like that are a waste of of oxygen. Unless of course they're doing it to provide for their poor families bug I doubt it.

AaronP11 11

Friday 1 July 2016 0:39

Karma will get back at them. Don't you worry.

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