Miscellaneous: Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for...

By Fillifilo - 18/04/2012 04:38 - France

Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML

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laurenobrien 4

Wednesday 18 April 2012 11:46

It's okay we all have our moments

aisg 14

Wednesday 18 April 2012 12:00

Better than grabbing a mug of hot coffee. Still, that's gotta hurt

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the_true_batman 10

Saturday 2 June 2012 10:21

This illustrated FML would be better if it was a female in the picture. Isn't as good when they mess the gender up.

Killedforlove 8

Friday 2 November 2012 2:14

Oh man i have had a day like that, only for me i walked into a door. Feel your pain

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 7:17

Unlucky

whateverfor_ever 3

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:01

We all have those days when something like that happens hahaha

Roflfuckmylife47 5

Wednesday 4 December 2013 23:02

That badass moment... Failed.

Jason_Voorhees 7

Friday 2 September 2016 4:52

At least you didn't grab the table and knock it over with everything else on it.

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