Love: Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking....

By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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chelzy 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:42

wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

sunburned101 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 2:42

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:39

wow thts sadd( forhimm:)] GeEz! I would hit his fingers so hardd...:P

kxdottt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:42

61 - You can not even correctly spell the word "you're" so you definitely have no room to be calling anyone an idiot.

misty4555 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:47

what a lovley boyfriend...... not

iSkye 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 6:49

He's a keeper!

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:31

damn u guys are harsh

countrygirl1111 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:34

why's everyone callin him fat lol he's a guyyy. guys do that stuff get over your selfs

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:37

Ik cuz I am haha

SupppB 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:39

you should not have choked, it makes it seem like you don't like your food anymore

the_Flirt 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 7:41

? ^

superbadd 0

Saturday 26 June 2010 8:11

Aw he's insensitive I would've slapped him, you could've died and he thought of food, WTF! fyl

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