Miscellaneous: Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played... - FML

By holladaddy - 24/02/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was DJ'ing a wedding. The groom wanted a song played for his grandma and grandpa. I announce over the microphone for his grandparents to come to the dance floor for a special song. Turns out his grandparents have been dead for over a year and the song was supposed to be in dedication. FML

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By Gore - 18/06/2019 21:13 - United States - Kansas City

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:55

it is not your fault. They didn't tell you anything. You did your job, you are fine.

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Tuesday 24 February 2009 3:56

they danced in spririt

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Sunday 21 January 2018 0:43

Not your fault if he didn't tell you it was a dedication.

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