Love: Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice... - FML

By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

I agree, your life sucks 418

You deserved it 121

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

GHEE_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:04

Okay, you have got to admit that was pretty damn funny. Think before you act dude XD.

Luckster 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 12:05

Gotta love how these things are designed. XD

Comments

emybear_fml 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 15:37

well thats one way to pick up chicks

NoctisLiberi 10

Monday 14 January 2013 8:14

Pfffft xD

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:58

Might have to add this to my favorites, made me actually 'lol' Fyl dude!

iammeorami 25

Tuesday 12 February 2013 2:54

I cant stop laughing

Sir_Henry_MFer 4

Monday 11 March 2013 0:52

best fml ive ever seen

headrefkyle 4

Friday 29 March 2013 17:09

Sucks if only you didn't steal this from ifunny

DeathDisplayer 9

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:55

Chuck Norrus rubbed his nipples.... ONCE

ghostanimal 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:41

Best FML ever. XD

meedernick 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 21:09

it happens to the best of us

bk64 9

Wednesday 26 February 2014 8:07

A cute girl is walking toward you and you only turn the music down? You should have taken the headphones out instead, dumass. YDI

19
20
21
22
23

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

The Top

Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 632

You deserved it 184

Today, I found my neighbours bratty kid in my house, eating my snacks, dirtying my sofa, and drawing on pages torn from my books. I marched him back home by the ear, him screaming I was a meanie, and his mother's only excuse was, “Boys will be boys.” No apology or anything. I HATE KIDS. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 209

You deserved it 152

Today, I was at a family reunion, but I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and get it on." My husband turned around. It was my uncle, wearing the same hat as my husband's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 899

You deserved it 40 896

Today, I was working for my cousin. However, two weeks ago I found out my cousin's wife was cheating on him, through lying to her best friend. I told him, and he later told her. They've apparently made up, because I got fired. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 540

You deserved it 207

Today, while hiking in the mountains in North Carolina, I finally got to the deer I had been tracking for almost an hour. I was watching it from about 10 feet away, and enjoying every moment. Within a few seconds, my niece yelled from across the river to ask if I had found it. It ran away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 596

You deserved it 1 009

Today, I started a new job as a receptionist at a nursing home. When two men came in saying, "We're here for Mr. Christensen," I paged him to come to the front desk. Apparently, these men had come from the funeral home to pick up Mr. Christensen's body. I was completely unaware that anyone had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 104

You deserved it 1 651