Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about...

By Nikki - 08/06/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML

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Saturday 8 June 2019 23:50

Why didn't you tell us whether his butt was better than yours or not? Don't leave us hanging.

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If it's true it's true honey. start smacking his ass if he likes it Haha.

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mr_dinzaster 16

Saturday 8 June 2019 22:00

Dayummmm he got a fatty huh lmao

inappropes 31

Saturday 8 June 2019 23:08

If it's true it's true honey. start smacking his ass if he likes it Haha.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

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Why didn't you tell us whether his butt was better than yours or not? Don't leave us hanging.

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