Work: Today, I walked in on my boss and coworker having sex, I don't...

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By themrman - 28/06/2016 09:35 - United States - Boise

Today, I walked in on my boss and coworker having sex, I don't know whether I should ask for a raise or resign. FML

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Elgrin 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:41

Only ask for a raise if you have clear video proof. Otherwise it's your word against theirs.

bonehead69 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:41

raise.. I'd definitely go for a raise..

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Elgrin 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:41

Only ask for a raise if you have clear video proof. Otherwise it's your word against theirs.

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Tuesday 28 June 2016 17:45

I thought you were going to say "whether I should ask for a raise or a BJ!".

bonehead69 15

Tuesday 28 June 2016 18:41

raise.. I'd definitely go for a raise..

Technal_Presman 12

Tuesday 28 June 2016 20:55

Maybe that's what they was asking for.

whymeplease44 8

Tuesday 28 June 2016 22:25

ask for a raise

dansco 24

Tuesday 28 June 2016 23:44

He got a raise so why shouldn't you lol

TheCutestLizard 28

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:11

How about you do nothing and just continue to work like before?

NYGiants1925 22

Wednesday 29 June 2016 19:32

How about say nothing & don't be a prick

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