Health and School: Today, I tried to look cool while playing beer pong. Instead,... - FML

By Baddrunk - 04/09/2018 09:30 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I tried to look cool while playing beer pong. Instead, I slipped violently on a puddle of spilled beer, threw my drink over the person next to me and on the ground, and then fell face-first into the mess I made. FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Tuesday 4 September 2018 3:35

So you telling me that you were playing beer pong and weren't looking cool?

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 4 September 2018 4:48

Well did ya make the shot or not 😏

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Tuesday 4 September 2018 3:35

So you telling me that you were playing beer pong and weren't looking cool?

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 4 September 2018 4:48

Well did ya make the shot or not 😏

WeirdUS 29

Tuesday 4 September 2018 15:08

did you run up to the table? Were you dancing in place while taking your shot? How you managed to slip violently in a puddle of beer I'm not sure. If you are that uncoordinated maybe don't drink alcohol.

TheSminty1 17

Tuesday 4 September 2018 21:36

You lost me at:"I tried to look cool while playing beer pong"

OnReceivingEnd 17

Tuesday 18 September 2018 18:14

All you needed to say was, "Alcohol was involved." And it's your fault.

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