Kids: Today, I tried to give a four-year-old I was working with a high-five... - FML

By band13geek - 15/12/2016 01:59

Today, I tried to give a four-year-old I was working with a high-five for finishing his math worksheet. He high-fived me with the pencil. And I don't mean the eraser side. FML

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band13geek 16

Friday 23 December 2016 20:48

OP here. The child was holding the pencil when I asked for the high five and *might* have not realized what he had done, but he isn't one to follow the rules, which I enforce more so than some of the other teachers, so he could have done it on purpose. I'm not really sure. All I know is that it hurt! But at least he should know now to not stab people.

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band13geek 16

Friday 23 December 2016 20:40

He was just holding it when I asked for the high five. I don't know if he forgot to put it down or if he just felt like stabbing me (which would make sense since he doesn't like me...)

TwinkleToes7 15

Tuesday 20 December 2016 5:06

This is a great pointer to avoid in the future!

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RagingDeathFTW 1

Saturday 8 April 2017 0:42

I sat on a pencil once in second grade, in the middle of class. This is a true story

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