Work: Today, I tried inviting my new pregnant coworker to a crepery... - FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2016 04:39

Today, I tried inviting my new pregnant coworker to a crepery and I was excited that I could be able to hang out with another pregnant woman like myself. She says "Ah, ok. My aunt is in town, I'll go with her." Can't tell if I was rejected or she is oblivious it was an invite. FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 8 December 2016 17:40

I guess that would depend on how vague your invitation was. Did you say "Let's do lunch there tomorrow, is 12:30pm good for you?" or "This place is amazing, you have to try it!" Because the first example is an unmistakable invitation, the second just sounds like a recommendation.

cuz803 44

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:53

Maybe your invitation wasn't clear enough.

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 8 December 2016 17:40

I guess that would depend on how vague your invitation was. Did you say "Let's do lunch there tomorrow, is 12:30pm good for you?" or "This place is amazing, you have to try it!" Because the first example is an unmistakable invitation, the second just sounds like a recommendation.

cuz803 44

Thursday 8 December 2016 23:53

Maybe your invitation wasn't clear enough.

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