Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

well if she said she was cheating on him, and just went along with it saying it was a miscarriage or something, then he wouldn't be going through as much of a guilt trip.

somethingawesome 9

Friday 7 August 2009 5:55

Oh that happens all the time. (jk)

shaZamy 0

Monday 10 August 2009 23:54

well, that sucks

ANTONKR 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 2:55

hahaha

CrazyKing 0

Monday 17 August 2009 4:38

Lawl.

Man_person 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:27

fake

Broeman 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:20

Wow, that came out of left field.

Shanty175 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 13:32

lol, what a response.

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