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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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Mr62cool 0

Saturday 12 March 2011 3:13

******* hilarious

elchihuaz 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:20

Hahahaha sucks for u NeXT time dont show ur boyfriend hotter girls than u!

audie9010 0

Monday 14 March 2011 18:15

win

cece_305 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:33

Cut off his penis

Frankenboots 0

Friday 18 March 2011 1:12

lmfao. that's the kind of shot my friends greet each other with xD

bobjoefredsky 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 19:59

nyepsap! MIHI! MMMMAAAAAAA

butterflyz1961 2

Tuesday 22 March 2011 1:02

And then my next text would have been "Good-bye for good."

alystylez 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:33

chingasuuuuu!!!!!

dhwig 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 0:22

win

MeredithPompeo 0

Friday 1 April 2011 4:32

kill your friend and dump his ass on the curb. hope you didn't make long term plans with him op it's really **** all your lives even the new baby lol

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