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backpain - 12/07/2016 09:33

Today, I started getting a severe back pain that is preventing me from getting up, bending, extending my arms, and hurts to breath. Today is also the day my body decided it was a good day for sneeze attacks. FML

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life: **** you mate You: Ples not today

Marine23Risk 6

Tuesday 12 July 2016 21:27

life: **** you mate You: Ples not today

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Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML

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Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say, "Fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "Pollo frito". I then had sex, constantly saying "Pollo frito" for an hour. I later realized I was saying "Fried chicken." FML

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Today, after several unsuccessful job interviews, I'm starting to feel emotionally down as both my mum and myself are out of work due to Covid. I even applied as a call centre agent with a friend that offered training. He got accepted and I didn't. FML

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Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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