Love: Today, I started a 5 day vacation in Florida with my girlfriend.... - FML

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By Worstvacationever - 20/05/2016 13:55 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I started a 5 day vacation in Florida with my girlfriend. She decides to tell me once we get to the hotel that she no longer loves me and sees me better as a friend. FML

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james_logan 19

Saturday 21 May 2016 6:58

well I hope she has a miserable time and I hope you meet someone better on the vacation

arisanator9900 20

Saturday 21 May 2016 2:39

She wanted the free vacation, what a bitch

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arisanator9900 20

Saturday 21 May 2016 2:39

She wanted the free vacation, what a bitch

GhostFox 33

Saturday 21 May 2016 3:01

Doesn't say who paid for it.

james_logan 19

Saturday 21 May 2016 6:58

well I hope she has a miserable time and I hope you meet someone better on the vacation

Mathalamus 24

Saturday 21 May 2016 9:54

Still a vacation with a friend. I'd take it.

monkeytater96 23

Saturday 21 May 2016 19:02

My boyfriend did that to me once in Disney....he got over it and then got mad every evening when I would sit in the car nearly asleep and not still be awake for sex I didn't want to have in the first place.

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