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By nitwit - 08/09/2009 12:29 - Greece

Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML

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Anonanimal 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 20:04

why? you shoulda just dumped her yourself!

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Boobles89 9

Monday 24 January 2011 22:48

You seriously didn't just dump her then and there? You're an idiot and you totally deserved it.

purplestar16 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 20:17

DUDE UR ARE AN IDIOT

joker1911 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 23:05

what an idiot. keep walking tramp is all she deserved. for that you get douche-bag of the day!

sayHellotomyKitt 0

Friday 25 March 2011 0:44

you're obviously too good for her, unless you have cheated on her too. then you're both messed up.

tray_say 0

Friday 25 March 2011 2:05

Haha!(: srry bout that but I have to say that if she did that...dump her

tylr6024 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 14:58

pussy

mduran912 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 4:52

screw her!

Tubbz 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 11:45

wtb backbone

FMLD123 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 5:22

Dump the cheating ****! Be a man!

crawfordjs54 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 6:01

your username says it all for me, nitwit

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