Love: Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend,...

By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By anon - 18/03/2011 12:36

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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trollsemen 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:50

Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:49

At least he liked it.

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jambrose73 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 18:50

It's spelled planearium goh.

beanzyperry73 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:49

Sounds charming...

jsprackman 11

Thursday 6 October 2011 5:25

the planeet eh arium....

izzyfishy 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:23

He put his finger in the wrong hole I suppose.

roseriddle 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 0:00

Was your favorite part breaking up with the ingrate afterward?

Mabonga 12

Monday 25 November 2013 10:38

does he ever pick your nose?

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Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my family. The night consisted of my sisters hiding in a tent and chasing us around in it, my parents singing songs from 'The Lion King' opera-style and throwing cheese at him. Pretty sure he's freaked out. FML

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Today, a man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, grabbing my butt. He smelled of pipe tobacco and pee. He pulled me close to him and whispered, "I bet you're naughty but you feel so nice." I looked dumbfounded at him as he winked and yelled, "You're on my list." FML

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