Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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solocredere12 4

Friday 21 August 2009 5:48

WIN! Did you get to Narnia?

fakkumairaifu 14

Friday 21 August 2009 6:13

******* awesome. MLIA.

VampireKiss1 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:21

OMG! luv it!!! sux 4 u though...... funny shit 4 us though!!!! :-D

bobleheadNS 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:25

XD this is one of the funniest fml's i've ever read!!!! :D:D:D

Neon_Elephants 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:30

omg, i almost peed my pants, that made me laugh so hard. thank you for brightening up my day. i love you. :D

ohshitcock 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:31

LMFAO fyl girl who hasn't been blackout drunk before?

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:40

That's not an FML that's ******* incredible! You're my hero

Shyman4ever 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:47

Vids or it didn't happen

GlacierNerd 2

Friday 21 August 2009 6:49

BEST FML EVERR

opposingside 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:49

I have never laughed so hard at any FML. I just favorited this one because Im still laughing haha.

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